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The Asterisk Hunter is an all-new epic adventure series that travels the world in search of the evil asterisk. Season Premiere of an all-new Asterisk Hunter. Patrick Morgan is... The Asterisk Hunter.
Patrick and the team catch the trail of a large telephonus deceptus, a dangerous asterisk known to hide extra fees and crazy restrictions in phone company advertising. It’s a showdown in the swamp.
Patrick and the team face an old foe in the swamps, telephones deceptus. They’ll tackle hidden fees, long-term contracts and crazy restrictions in the fine print of satellite and phone company offers. So you don’t have to.
Patrick encounters a cave full of telephonus vampyrus and gets more than he bargained for when these deadly asterisks go for his wallet. Hidden fees, long-term contracts. It's a nightmare in the night sky.
Patrick and the team come face to face with one of the most dangerous creatures on earth. And live to tell about it. From the fine print depths of phone company advertising comes hidden fees and crazy restrictions. It's deadly drama on the high seas.Catch all the action exclusively on Bright House Networks. Where every day is easier without the asterisk.
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Welcome to the largest natural asterisk habitat in the world. Today we're hunting the one of the most dangerous reptiles known to man. So come on. You're looking at the rarely seen telephones deceptus. Otherwise known as the asterisk. These guys can grow to be 12 feet long and weigh over a thousand pounds. While this one is probably only a year or two old, some of them have been around for 50 years or more. They are not actually native to this area. They were introduced by the phone company and have continued to thrive in this warm climate. Much to the dismay of customers everywhere.
Fine print. They spread it all over. Dangerous stuff laced with hidden fees and crazy restrictions. Watch yourself, it stings.
Phone company breeding ground. They come up here to the drier terrain and build these massive nests, collecting mud, grass, your money. Whatever they can get a hold of. It makes a nice cozy place for the little ones. Let's see how lucky we are.
Oh, there are a couple little guys in here... C'mere buddy... Gotcha... OUCH! Guess he got me. Okay, enough of that. Uh, oh. Once these things get a hold of ya, you're stuck. Ahh. You little bugger. A little help guys. They really got me. The smaller reptilian male asterisks live a solitary life while the females live in groups with their offspring. The small ones can be found at the bottom of rivers, swamps and satellite or phone company advertising. You think they're dangerous out here, you should see the financial pain they can cause to the unsuspecting phone customer. We'll make sure these little guys can't cause big problems down the road. Now let's see if we can find his Mama.